A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

-- Unknown
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

-- Al Franken
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.

-- Henry Kissinger
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The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

-- David Friedman
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

-- Phyllis Diller
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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!

-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
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