A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!