Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.

-- James Russell Lowell
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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

-- Samuel Butler
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Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.

-- W. Somerset Maugham
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.

-- Peter De Vries
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

-- John Benfield
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

-- Ronnie Shakes
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