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Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
-- James Russell Lowell
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-- Samuel Butler
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-- John Benfield
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
-- Ronnie Shakes