You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

-- Homer Simpson
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-- Anonymous
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-- Anonymous
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

-- Homer Simpson
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-- Anonymous
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-- Anonymous
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