Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

-- Al Bundy
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

-- Anonymous
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

-- Anonymous
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

-- A. Whitney Brown
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-- Anonymous
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

-- Anonymous
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