I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

-- Jerome K. Jerome
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HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

-- Anonymous
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

-- Rita Mae Brown
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

-- Steven Wright
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I can resist everything except temptation.

-- Oscar Wilde.
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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

-- Rowan Atkinson.
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