Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi.

-- Arnold Glasow
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Making a speech on economics is a bit like peeing down your leg. It seems hot to you but never to anyone else.

-- Lyndon B Johnson
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

-- Louis Saffan
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

-- Lewis Grizzard.
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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