If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-- Anonymous
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

-- Anonymous
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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

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Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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