If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?