Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

-- Abraham Lincoln
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.

-- Thomas Fuller
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Author: The Idiot Aug 3, 2007
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Then there's the story of the man who avoided reality for 70 years with drugs, sex, alcohol, fantasy, TV, movies, records, a hobby, lots of sleep... And on his 80th birthday died without ever having faced any of his real problems.

The man's younger brother, who had been facing reality and all his problems for 50 years with psychiatrists, nervous breakdowns, tics, tension, headaches, worry, anxiety and ulcers, was so angry at his brother for having gotten away scott free that he had a paralyzing stroke. ... [more]

-- R. Geis
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Author: somoloye Aug 1, 2007
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Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of the unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.

-- Tuck Everlasting Alicia Heald
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