The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

-- Peter Ustinov
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

-- CS Lewis
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Anybody caught selling macramé in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

-- Calvin Trillin
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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

-- Thomas Jefferson
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When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.

-- Abraham Lincoln
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

-- Charles M. Schulz
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