Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

-- Fletcher Knebel
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

-- Bob Hope
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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

-- Joan Klempner
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

-- Kin Hubbard
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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

-- Doug Larson
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

-- Oliver Herford
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