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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
-- Fletcher Knebel
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
-- Bob Hope
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
-- Joan Klempner
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-- Kin Hubbard
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
-- Doug Larson
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
-- Oliver Herford