Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.