Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

-- William Feather
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

-- Woody Allen
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

-- Alfred Hitchcock
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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

-- Albert Einstein
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

-- Andy Gibb
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

-- Farmers' Almanac
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