There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

-- Abe Lemons
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

-- PJ O'Rourke
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At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

-- PG Wodehouse
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

-- Ambrose Bierce
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

-- Jilly Cooper
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.

-- W. Somerset Maugham
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