There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.