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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
-- Abe Lemons
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-- PJ O'Rourke
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
-- PG Wodehouse
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
-- Ambrose Bierce
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
-- W. Somerset Maugham