If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

-- Harry S Truman
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

-- Niels Bohr
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

-- Carl Reiner
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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

-- Herbert Hoover
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All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.

-- Bobby Knight
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When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.

-- Clyde B. Aster
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