In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

-- Roger Allen
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If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.

-- Mario Andretti
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

-- Dylan Thomas
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

-- Doug Larson
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

-- Robert Frost
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Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

-- Bertrand Russell
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