If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.

-- Yogi Berra
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A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

-- Wilson Mizner
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Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele.

-- Bagdikian's Observation
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Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

-- Suzanne Necker
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

-- Douglas Adams
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I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.

-- Ann Richards
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