The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

-- Unknown
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

-- Walt Disney
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

-- John Updike
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Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

-- Mike Myers
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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.

-- Dick Butkus
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