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All Quotes
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
-- Michael Crichton
Love is being stupid together.
-- Paul Valery
As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.
-- H. Rider Haggard
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
-- Aaron McGruder
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
-- Fred Allen