I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

-- Michael Crichton
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Love is being stupid together.

-- Paul Valery
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As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.

-- H. Rider Haggard
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-- Rita Rudner
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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

-- Aaron McGruder
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

-- Fred Allen
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