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All Quotes
Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
-- John Lennon
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
-- Emily Dickinson
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
-- Fred Allen
People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.
-- Unknown
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
-- Mark Twain