Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

-- John Lennon
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They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

-- Emily Dickinson
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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

-- Groucho Marx
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

-- Fred Allen
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People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.

-- Unknown
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

-- Mark Twain
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