Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?