Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

-- Herman Wouk
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I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.

-- Nancie J. Carmody
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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

-- Jerome K. Jerome
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HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

-- Anonymous
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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