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Work Quotes
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
-- Henry David Thoreau
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
-- Bruce Grocott
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it.
-- Upton Sinclair
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- Robert Frost
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
-- Thomas Jefferson

