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Work Quotes
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
-- Peter Drucker
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wernher von Braun
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
-- Evan Esar
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
-- Evan Esar
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
-- Harry Golden

