It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.