It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.

-- W. Somerset Maugham
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

-- Farmers' Almanac
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

-- Peter Ustinov
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

-- Albert Einstein
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

-- Robert Frost
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

-- Jef Raskin
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