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Wisdom Quotes
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
-- Fran Lebowitz
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
-- Isaac Asimov
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
-- Woody Allen
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
-- Robert Orben
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
-- Abraham Lincoln

