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Wisdom Quotes
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
-- James Thurber
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
-- George Winters
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
-- Anonymous
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it.
-- Upton Sinclair
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec

