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Wisdom Quotes
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
-- Sidney J. Harris
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost
A short saying oft contains much wisdom.
-- Sophocles
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
-- Charles M. Schulz
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
-- Michel de Montaigne

