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Wisdom Quotes
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
-- Doug Larson
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
-- Henri Poincare
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
-- Allan Goldfein
The average person thinks he isn't.
-- Father Larry Lorenzoni
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
-- Neil Gaiman