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Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

-- Edward R. Murrow
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

-- Homer Simpson
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

-- Anthony Burgess
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Author: The Idiot Aug 10, 2007
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Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

-- Bart Simpson
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

-- John Ciardi
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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