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Quotes - Top Rated
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
-- Edward R. Murrow
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
-- Homer Simpson
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess
Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
-- Bart Simpson
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
-- John Ciardi
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown