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Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
-- William Safire
All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
-- Bobby Knight
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France

