The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.