So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.

Birth is God saying you matter.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.