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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-- Socrates
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

-- Thomas Jefferson
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

-- Walt Disney
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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