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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

-- John Wilmot
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

-- Dame Edna Everage
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-- Rita Rudner
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

-- Evan Esar
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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