I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.