All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.