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In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

-- Roger Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

-- Phyllis Diller
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

-- Gallagher
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

-- William Feather
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

-- Johnny Carson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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