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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

-- Jimmy Demaret
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

-- Andy Gibb
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

-- Robert Frost
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Author: Goofy Jan 13, 2008
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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

-- Cato the Elder
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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