I can resist everything except temptation.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?