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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

-- Sidney J. Harris
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Author: Goofy Jan 13, 2008
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

-- Jimmy Buffett
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

-- Paul Harvey
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

-- Martin Myers
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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