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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
-- Peter da Silva
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-- Sir Winston Churchill
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
-- Mogens Jallberg
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
-- Ogden Nash