Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.