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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

-- Evan Esar
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

-- Jef Raskin
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

-- Harry Golden
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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