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Quotes - Top Rated
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
-- Evan Esar
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-- Anonymous
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
-- Harry Golden
So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
-- Peter Drucker
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-- Anonymous
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
-- Henry David Thoreau

