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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

-- Homer Simpson
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

-- Harry Golden
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

-- Charles M. Schulz
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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