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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

-- Sidney J. Harris
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Author: Goofy Jan 13, 2008
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.

-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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