Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.