Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.