Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.