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Quotes - Top Rated
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-- Anonymous
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
-- Sidney J. Harris
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
-- Thomas Jefferson
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
-- Solomon Short
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-- Oscar Wilde

