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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

-- Doug Larson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

-- John Ciardi
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

-- J. Jacques
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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