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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
-- Ogden Nash
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
-- Walt Disney
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.
-- Alan Alda