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Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.

-- Ambrose Bierce
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

-- Victor Hugo
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi.

-- Arnold Glasow
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.

-- Allan Goldfein
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?

-- Charles De Gaulle
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Making a speech on economics is a bit like peeing down your leg. It seems hot to you but never to anyone else.

-- Lyndon B Johnson
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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