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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be President, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be Vice President.

-- Johnny Carson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

-- Abraham Lincoln
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.

-- Gore Vidal
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

-- Ernest Benn
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Author: The Idiot Jan 16, 2008
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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

-- Orson Welles
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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The best way to enhance freedom in other lands is to demonstrate here that our democratic system is worthy of emulation.

-- Jimmy Carter
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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