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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

-- Johnny Carson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

-- Harry S Truman
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.

-- Erma Bombeck
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

-- Sir Winston Churchill
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Author: The Idiot Aug 10, 2007
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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

-- Ronald Reagan
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Author: The Idiot Jan 31, 2008
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The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

-- David Friedman
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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