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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

-- Mogens Jallberg
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Author: The Idiot Apr 30, 2008
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

-- John Ciardi
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

-- Solomon Short
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

-- Neil Gaiman
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.

-- Norman Schwarzkopf
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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