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Quotes - Top Rated
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
-- Mogens Jallberg
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
-- John Ciardi
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
-- Solomon Short
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
-- Neil Gaiman
It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.
-- Norman Schwarzkopf