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Quotes - Top Rated
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
-- Ogden Nash
In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
-- Roger Allen
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
-- William Feather
Birth is God saying you matter.
-- Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
-- Anonymous

