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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

-- Ogden Nash
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Author: The Idiot Jan 16, 2008
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In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

-- Roger Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

-- William Feather
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

-- John Wilmot
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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Birth is God saying you matter.

-- Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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