In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.

Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America.

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.