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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

-- Homer Simpson
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

-- Alan Alda
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

-- Jackie Mason
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

-- Bob Hope
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.

-- Joe Weinstein
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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