Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.