Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.