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Quotes - Top Rated
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
-- Homer Simpson
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
-- Jackie Mason
If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.
-- Alan Alda
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
-- Anonymous
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
-- Bob Hope

