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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

-- Jimmy Buffett
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

-- Robert Frost
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Author: Goofy Jan 13, 2008
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

-- Walt Disney
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

-- Jef Raskin
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.

-- Charles Kuralt
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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