Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.