Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.