Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.