Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.