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Quotes - Top Rated
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
-- Robert Orben
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
-- Jimmy Buffett
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-- Anonymous
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
-- Tommy Smothers
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown

