- Over 2 million people have signed up. Join the Revolution.
- Born without a funny bone? Sign up and get a free implant!
- Tell a joke. Did it bomb? Don’t lie. It’s okay…we can help.
- Quick! Sign up now, before anyone finds out!
- Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up!
Quotes - Top Rated
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
-- Robert Orben
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
-- Jimmy Buffett
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jef Raskin
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
-- Walt Disney
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt