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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.

-- Cynthia Heimel
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

-- Tallulah Bankhead
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

-- Louis Saffan
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.

-- Peter da Silva
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Author: The Idiot Apr 30, 2008
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

-- Dame Edna Everage
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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