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Quotes - Top Rated
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
-- Peter da Silva
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
-- Andy Gibb
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
-- Dame Edna Everage

