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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

-- Ogden Nash
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Author: The Idiot Jan 16, 2008
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-- Socrates
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

-- Evan Esar
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

-- John Wilmot
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Author: The Idiot Aug 3, 2007
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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